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</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/cbj.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CBJ</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-04-25T22:56:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2018/08/19/letters-to-a-young-fundraiser-the-philanthropeon-wars-and-the-fall-of-telethonika/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/philanthropeon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>philanthropeon</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-04-25T22:56:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2018/09/07/dr-nutone-reveals-his-secret-identity/</loc><lastmod>2023-04-25T22:55:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2019/08/18/tryharder-magazine-the-disability-etiquette-issue-featuring-the-dowager-crippess-from-downwith-ableism/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/giphy-5.gif</image:loc><image:title>Dowager Crippess</image:title><image:caption>"My dear, if punctuality is the courtesy of kings, then access is the etiquette of ableds."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-04-25T22:55:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2019/11/02/and-now-a-word-from-the-fuckability-research-councils-behind-the-trailer-for-see/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/behind-the-trailer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>behind the trailer</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-04-25T22:54:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2020/08/16/my-feduprant-i-adjusted-to-wearing-a-face-mask-by-wearing-a-face-mask/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/woman-wearing-mask-corrected-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>woman-wearing-mask corrected 3</image:title><image:caption>Photo credit: Christopher Egusa</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-04-25T22:54:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2020/10/04/this-ndeam-lets-consent-to-endthetelethon-and-dismantle-the-charity-model-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/pity.png</image:loc><image:title>pity</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/half.png</image:loc></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/kfc.png</image:loc><image:title>kfc</image:title><image:caption>MDA, Jerry Lewis, KFC, and a bucket of reasons why disabled children shouldn't be used in cause marketing charity campaigns.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-04-25T22:54:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2020/10/20/my-feduprant-the-top-5-reasons-girl-scouts-are-better-at-fundraising-than-the-muscular-dystrophy-associations-mda-telethon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/meantwell-insta-e1643263757521.png</image:loc></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/you-dont-belongs.png</image:loc><image:title>you-don't-belongs</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/meantwell.png</image:loc><image:title>meantwell</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/20_marcomm_meetthecookies_graphics_lbblemonups.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20_MarComm_MeetTheCookies_Graphics_LBBLemonUps</image:title><image:caption>If these were MDA cookies, they'd say, "I'm half a person."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-04-25T22:53:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2021/12/04/low-residency-relationship-expert-hunter-girley-brown-answers-your-questions-about-fear-and-loathing-in-the-boudoir-bs-in-the-key-of-masculine-reasonableness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/gonzopolitan-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gonzopolitan 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/gonzopolitan1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gonzopolitan</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-04-25T22:53:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2014/11/16/from-recipes-for-inclusive-education-chapter-6-braises-and-roasts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/devos-hearing-620x412.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>devos-hearing-620x412</image:title><image:caption>Goody DeVos, beloved of GOD as evidenced by her billions, testifying before Congress. Photo courtefy of Salon.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-03-23T01:20:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2017/07/09/this-crip-stays-in-the-picture-a-past-plaintiff-on-opposing-h-r-620-californias-ada-notification-act/</loc><lastmod>2023-03-22T06:20:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2023/01/31/useless-eaters-dont-get-stuck-between-life-and-death-with-the-dysoon-void-3000-vacuum-but-is-it-better-than-the-sarco-death-pod/</loc><lastmod>2023-02-01T03:38:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2023/01/27/mortha-stewart-is-serving-up-romance-in-philip-nitschkes-sarco-death-pod/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/mortha-sig.png</image:loc><image:title>mortha sig</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/image004-1-e1674335608523.png</image:loc><image:title>Sarco Valentine</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/image004-e1674335365248.png</image:loc><image:title>Sarco Valentine</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/screenshot-2022-01-17-at-21-43-08-martha-stewart-living-magazine-craftroom-google-search-e1674260909218.png</image:loc><image:title>Crafty Martha</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/mortha-cover-sarco4.png</image:loc><image:title>Mortha cover sarco(4)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/mortha-cover-sarco3.png</image:loc><image:title>Mortha cover sarco(3)</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2023-01-31T22:30:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2015/12/05/pride-and-prejudice-part-two-of-why-i-oppose-assisted-suicide-legislation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/mr-darcy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mr. darcy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-11-22T21:12:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2015/06/12/my-speech-to-the-graduates-or-what-i-wish-id-known-as-a-5-year-old-crip/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/cropped-doc20141002151156.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cropped-doc20141002151156.jpg</image:title><image:caption>Ingrid Tischer on the day of her kindergarten graduation in Greece, New York, circa 1969. She is wearing a rainbow  vest and skirt sown by her mom. Note the clutching of the diploma and school-bestowed book-bag, and anxious expression -- all indicate a future in literary fiction writing and  nonprofit fundraising.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-10-22T17:02:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2021/10/30/and-now-a-brief-word-from-josephine-the-scar-that-runs-all-the-way-down-my-back/</loc><lastmod>2021-10-31T04:49:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/about/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/ken-stein-protest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ken-Stein-protest</image:title><image:caption>Photo: Ted Friedman, courtesy of Berkeleyside</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/ingrid-and-ken-1-corrected.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ingrid and Ken</image:title><image:caption>Photo credit: Chris Egusa</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/oakland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oakland</image:title><image:caption>"What does democracy look like?"
"This is what democracy looks like!"

Photo Caption: (adapted from Ken Stein's): With Ken and Ann Cupolo Freeman on our way to the Oakland 80,000-plus strong Women's March rally on January 21, 2017. Because we had gotten to 17th and Broadway before the tens of thousands of marchers, we were able to jump right in at the front. Photo by Sarah Dunham.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/vday.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vday</image:title><image:caption>Nope, not Valentine's Day this year but a recycled Valentine's Day blog post deserves a recycled photo, in this me snapped by my very ow personal Cupid, Mr. Ken Stein, after he talked the accordion player into playing "Lady of Spain."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/sky.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sky</image:title><image:caption>Ingrid Tischer, making her brief appearance in the Heavy Snacks constellation.  Discovered by Norse nightskyologist Uff Kors Eisseeiht.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/fiennes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fiennes</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/not-m.jpg</image:loc><image:title>not m</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/fdr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fdr</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/m.jpg</image:loc><image:title>m</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/my-host.jpg</image:loc><image:title>My Host</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2021-09-20T04:31:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2021/09/14/we-cant-hold-our-breath-until-philips-respironics-takes-real-action-on-its-recalled-equipment/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/suckyou_twitter-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SuckYou_twitter (1)</image:title><image:caption>This is a graphic illustration by Haley Brown with a bright cobalt blue background. There are black lungs filled with dark gray puffy clouds. In the left lung is a yellow canary bird with a red eye in a mid-flight attack pose. In the right lung there is a red circle. Around the lungs there is clear white tubing that is entwined. Above this graphic the white text reads: #SuckYouPhilips</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-09-14T17:47:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2020/09/13/zzzave-the-date-the-2nd-annual-nap-a-thon-for-disability-rights-is-coming-on-march-12-2021-world-sleep-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/nap-std-2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>nap Save the Date</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/nap-std.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nap STD</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/ty-collage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ty collage</image:title><image:caption>All Photos courtesy of Naptivists</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-09-08T18:03:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2016/12/05/hey-you-media-top-5-notes-to-anderson-cooper-regarding-his-60-minutes-hit-piece-that-i-shot-b-roll-for-once-upon-a-time-when-it-was-going-to-be-about-the-adas-25th/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/15310243_10154793157625701_1338013414_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>15310243_10154793157625701_1338013414_n</image:title><image:caption>You know what's awesome? Seeing yourself -- excuse me, parts of yourself, the non-mouthy parts -- on The TeeVee showing how disability access in built environments are achievable and cool in a segment where the talking parts of other people -- excuse me, men people -- explain the horror of running a business that doesn't break the law or limit their customer base. Courtesy 60 FoxNews Minutes</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/unnamed-file.jpg</image:loc><image:title>unnamed-file</image:title><image:caption>The Legend of the Headless Cripple: Here I am, haunting the halls of the Ed Roberts Campus where I work at DREDF -- or, at least, the part of me that conveniently lacks the ability to think critically or simply wear a facial expression that says, "I'm beginning to think my tenure as the editor of our high school newspaper -- it took 2nd place at Columbia, BTW! -- included more actual journalism and concern about ethics than whatever it is you knobs are cranking out to run between Cialis commercials." /slow clap/, 60 FoxNews Minutes.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-08-17T23:28:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2015/09/06/ill-trade-you-the-pink-ribbon-teddy-bear-for-jerry-lewis-any-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/consent.png</image:loc><image:title>consent</image:title><image:caption>In 2020, we need to understand this 2010 image in terms of consent as much as we do its financial transparency and fundraising ethics. The MDA needs to end their transactional narrative in which disabled children must exchange strangers touching them to obtain funding for their health care.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/at-whose-expense-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>At Whose Expense-4</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2025-12-08T07:10:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2015/02/07/working-while-disabled-all-about-m-o-i-versus-the-t-e-a-m-access-approach/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/the-only-disability-in-life-is-a-bad-attitude-31373113.png</image:loc><image:title>the-only-disability-in-life-is-a-bad-attitude-31373113</image:title><image:caption>By all means, if you're a disabled person and your wheelchair or what-not starts getting lippy, tell it to lose the attitude. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-09-06T04:04:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2016/09/21/and-now-a-word-from-the-fuckabilitytm-research-council-on-the-series-speechless/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/h2h-1.png</image:loc><image:title>h2h</image:title><image:caption>Highway to Heaven episode "All the Colors of the Heart" Courtesy Filmrise</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/h2h.png</image:loc><image:title>H2H</image:title><image:caption>Screenshoot from Michael Landon's Highway to Heaven episode "All the Colors of the Heart" Courtesy Filmrise</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/fuckabilitye284a2-research-council.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fuckabilitye284a2-research-council</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-08-30T22:43:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2020/07/19/i-remember-this-the-girls-with-the-black-bars-over-their-faces/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/the-milwaukee-brace-a-cervicothoracolumosacral-orthosis-introduced-in-1958-was-the.png</image:loc><image:title>The-Milwaukee-brace-a-cervicothoracolumosacral-orthosis-introduced-in-1958-was-the</image:title><image:caption>Source: researchgate.net: The Milwaukee brace, a cervicothoracolumosacral orthosis introduced in 1958, was the first of the modern spinal braces. (Reprinted from Blount WP, Schmidt AC, Bidwell RG. Making the Milwaukee brace. J Bone Joint Surg Am. 1958;40:526–528 with permission from Journal of Bone and Joint Surgery, Inc., Needham, MA.) </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-07-22T22:34:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2018/09/15/tryharder-magazine-the-takeaway-on-what-i-learned-from-john-hockenberrys-metoo-essay-exile-on-crip-street/</loc><lastmod>2020-07-07T20:09:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2015/01/25/i-want-them-to-want-me-because-i-will-need-them-to-need-me-but-if-thats-not-going-to-work-i-want-a-lawyer/</loc><lastmod>2020-03-17T00:54:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2020/03/06/tiredofableism-calling-all-naptivists-to-join-the-1st-annual-nap-a-thon-for-disability-rights-advocacy-on-worldsleepday-friday-march-13-2020/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/ks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ks</image:title><image:caption>Photo courtesy of a Nativist team</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/collage-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Naptivists Gallery</image:title><image:caption>All images courtesy of Naptivists</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/banner-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>banner 4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/tired-woman-sleeping-at-her-desk-featured.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tired-woman-sleeping-at-her-desk-featured</image:title><image:caption>This Hero Naptivist could be you on World Sleep Day, 3/13/20.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-03-15T05:33:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2018/08/24/and-now-a-word-from-the-fuckability-research-council-on-he-wont-get-far-on-foot-for-your-condescension/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/callahan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Callahan</image:title><image:caption>Courtesy John Callahan</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-02-14T07:28:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2014/11/12/dignity-has-never-been-so-disposable/</loc><lastmod>2020-02-08T20:40:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2019/01/09/hey-you-media-an-inconvenient-truth-about-why-casting-is-a-problem-in-the-upside/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/8lgg.gif</image:loc><image:title>8lgg</image:title><image:caption>The disability community is the community that knocks when we're not represented or included in the media. Courtesy AMC</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/janky.jpg</image:loc><image:title>janky</image:title><image:caption>Janky Wheelchair portrait courtesy of https://hiveminer.com/User/klickertrigger</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-02-06T20:55:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2018/10/20/theres-no-cure-for-gretchen-lowe-whoever-wrote-the-regs-was-a-frigging-genius/</loc><lastmod>2020-02-06T20:33:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2018/10/26/tryharder-magazine-the-ally-issue-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/try21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>try2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-02-06T20:32:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2018/11/06/how-to-do-inclusive-philanthropy-introducing-disabledindevelopment/</loc><lastmod>2020-02-06T20:31:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2018/12/10/subvert-the-dominant-paradigm-of-disability-charity-by-letting-me-match-your-monthly-gift-for-those-meddling-advocates-at-dredf/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/tiny-tim-dickens.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tiny-tim-dickens</image:title><image:caption>Image description: An old-timey drawing from a scene in A Christmas Carol where Bob Cratchit is holding Tiny Tim on his shoulder, who is cheerfully waving his crutch. 

My, uh, non-Dickens text is Bob saying, "DREDF's advocacy means you just might get a frakking wheelchair--maybe even an education!" Tiny Tim says, "I told Scrooge to become a DREDF monthly donor or I'd haunt his ass!"

At the bottom: Dog bless DREDF's donors - everyone!

Image Credit: Illustration by Fred Barnard</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-02-06T20:31:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2019/01/12/and-now-a-word-from-the-fuckability-research-council-on-the-upside-for-your-condescension/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/fyc-the-upside.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fyc the upside</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-02-06T20:30:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2019/01/17/and-now-a-word-from-the-fuckability-research-council-rj-mitte-in-as-presenter-at-the-palme-dvisage-awards/</loc><lastmod>2020-02-06T20:30:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2019/01/26/this-t-shirt-is-real-and-its-spectacular-and-tells-disabilitydeniers-that-disabilityisreal/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/real.jpg</image:loc><image:title>real</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-02-06T20:30:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2019/02/28/i-remember-this-i-find-out-i-dont-have-cerebral-palsy-is-cured-by-muscular-dystrophy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/s-l225.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Newington</image:title><image:caption>The only picture of Newington Children's Hospital I could find  that resembles the building as I saw it in the 1970s after it's renovation in 1968. This is a color rendering </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-02-06T20:29:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2019/04/06/my-fedup-rant-i-have-feelings-about-my-body-being-regarded-as-a-tear-down-in-your-genetic-gentrification-scheme/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/5-me.jpg</image:loc><image:title>5 me</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-02-06T20:29:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2019/08/11/i-remember-this-i-see-a-disabled-person/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/cartoon-self-2-e1565551338740.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2 eyes</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/cartoon-self-e1565487939751.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cartoon self</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/504-sign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>504 sign</image:title><image:caption>Both images have this information on the right side:

"Beginning on April 5, 1977, demonstrators staged a sit-in at the U.S. Department of Health, Eto ducation, and Welfare in San Francisco. The twenty-five day event [actually it was 26 days] supported of (sic) Federal legislation – The Rehabilitation Act of 1973 – which would make it illegal for any program receiving federal funds to hinder access to people with disabilities. The sit-in played a significant role in the passage of 504, giving protection to Disabled Americans under U.S. law and giving the community a voice to rally around. These actions led to the passage of the more comprehensive Americans With Disabilities Act of 1990, which prohibited discrimination against people with disabilities — at National Museum of American History. Photo courtesy Ken Stein</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/smithsonian-504.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Smithsonian 504</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-02-06T20:28:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2018/01/12/top-10-reasons-why-focusing-on-white-students-with-disabilities-is-not-acceptable-policy-strategy-in-dc-or-anywhere/</loc><lastmod>2019-11-07T20:23:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2016/09/28/respectability-class-and-race-privilege-and-leveling-the-erring-field/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/a8d72-1474912992347.png</image:loc><image:title>a8d72-1474912992347</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-11-07T20:16:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2018/09/09/wspd2018-suicide-is-a-problem-not-a-solution-for-living-with-a-disability-yup-even-one-thats-neuromuscular-progressive-and-degenerative/</loc><lastmod>2019-09-13T17:48:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/disability-in-development-project-and-a-crip-in-philanthropy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/fb-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DiD banner</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/hexagon-sample.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hexagon sample</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-07-06T03:02:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2015/11/19/when-it-comes-to-inspiration-porn-role-model-is-my-most-effective-anti-inspirant/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/773232.png</image:loc><image:title>773232</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-07-06T02:19:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2019/05/24/i-remember-this-i-am-thirteen-and-in-the-recovery-room-after-spinal-fusion-surgery/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/index.jpg</image:loc><image:title>index</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-06-01T23:26:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2018/05/24/tryharder-magazine-ableism-speaks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/try-again.jpg</image:loc><image:title>try again</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/untitled.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2 cents</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/looney-tunes-acme-road-runner-wile-e-coyote-0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>looney-tunes-acme-road-runner-wile-e-coyote.0</image:title><image:caption>Credit: Warner Bros.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/try3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TryHarder™ Magazine</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/try-stacked.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TryHarder™ Magazine</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-05-07T10:00:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2015/08/08/notpeople-magazine-presents-star-trek-the-next-intervention/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/gandalf-the-grey-fellowship-of-the-ring-gandalf-35160265-900-380.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gandalf-the-Grey-Fellowship-of-the-Ring-gandalf-35160265-900-380</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/wong.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wong</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/i-claudius-sejanus-19.jpg</image:loc><image:title>I-Claudius-Sejanus-19</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dammit-im-an-assisted-suicide-doctor-not-a-healer1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dammit I'm an assisted suicide doctor not a healer</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/hes-dead1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>he's dead</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/uh-huh-q.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Uh huh, Q.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/q-picard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>q picard</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/picard-wait.jpg</image:loc><image:title>picard wait</image:title><image:caption>"Wait -- listen. I hear something. Something I don't like at all."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ps-face-palm-1.gif</image:loc><image:title>ps face palm 1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/patrick-stewart-double-facepalm.png</image:loc><image:title>patrick-stewart-double-facepalm</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-04-28T05:01:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2016/03/23/the-top-10-reasons-why-medically-stunting-the-growth-of-children-with-severe-disabilities-continues-to-be-an-ethical-and-well-thought-out-solution-to-the-problem-of-financially-stunting-public-funding/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/000.png</image:loc><image:title>000</image:title><image:caption>Nothing to see here, nothing to learn here</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-08T19:12:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2019/03/02/and-now-a-word-from-the-fuckability-research-council-on-the-film-the-favourite/</loc><lastmod>2019-03-03T00:43:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2018/02/17/i-want-to-be-envied/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/fedup-envied.png</image:loc><image:title>fedup envied</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/feduptm-banner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>feduptm banner</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/hosehead-cartoon-e1518904049773.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hosehead cartoon - close up 2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-02-23T19:43:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2019/02/21/my-fedup-rant-oh-goody-a-debate-about-whether-i-should-be-allowed-to-breed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/twitter-shot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>twitter shot</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-02-23T19:36:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2019/02/17/i-remember-this-what-getting-my-first-milwaukee-backbrace-was-like/</loc><lastmod>2026-03-16T06:47:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2019/01/16/tryharder-magazine-the-so-you-wanna-use-the-r-word-for-comedic-effect-issue/</loc><lastmod>2019-01-17T22:54:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2017/04/03/the-crip-sense-i-see-women-and-girls-with-disabilities-in-your-organizations/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/principle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Principle</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/practices.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Practices</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/leaders.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Leaders</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/fortune.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fortune</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-25T19:42:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2018/10/03/an-open-letter-to-advocacy-funders-funddisadvocacy-because-disability-ableism-structural-discrimination/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/funddisadvocacy-chat.png</image:loc><image:title>#FundDisAdvocacy chat</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-24T20:39:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2018/09/24/the-notpeople-magazine-cluelessest-man-alive-interview-harpers-rick-macarthur-gets-notpersonal-with-janky-wheelchair-about-john-hockenberry-disability-and-metoo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/trapper-keeper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trapper keeper</image:title><image:caption>Rick MacArthur's preferred information technology: the iHorsey. Image courtesy eBay</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/the-sit-down-with-janky.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the sit-down with janky</image:title><image:caption>Janky Wheelchair portrait courtesy of hiveminer.com/User/klickertrigger</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/the-sit-down.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the sit-down</image:title><image:caption>Janky Wheelchair portrait courtesy of hiveminer.com/User/klickertrigger</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-09-26T01:59:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2016/09/10/wspd2016-suicide-is-a-problem-not-a-solution-for-living-with-a-disability-yup-even-one-thats-neuromuscular-progressive-and-degenerative/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/13391402_10153976916724902_1024293272115617569_o.jpg</image:loc><image:title>13391402_10153976916724902_1024293272115617569_o</image:title><image:caption>Me and husband, Ken Stein, at the Berkeley protest we helped organize in June 2016 against the disability suicide movie "Me Before You." Ken's sign is our wedding photo that expresses, "Better wed than dead."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/img_3118-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_3118-2</image:title><image:caption>My college yearbook photo, from 1986. That is some 80s hair and I'm pretty sure that was my typical "vintage" sweater, complete with a musty smell and a few discreet holes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/imgrehab_08.jpg</image:loc><image:title>imgrehab_08</image:title><image:caption>Milwaukee back-brace used to treat scoliosis, or curvature of the spine. Photo courtesy of the Smithsonian, National Museum of American History.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/wnc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>WNC</image:title><image:caption>#TBT 1996. 6 yrs in our gyn clinic gave me -- me. I got #disability + #civilrights, thx to our WoC, LGBTQ leadership.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-09-04T00:02:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2014/11/12/hocas-nocas-making-restaurant-magic-happen-or-not/</loc><lastmod>2018-09-03T18:48:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2017/10/08/im-not-finished-corn-on-the-cob-late-july-1970/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/corn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>corn</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2022-06-15T17:58:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2017/10/02/im-not-finished-canned-mandarin-oranges-wednesday-morning-1969/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/five_easy_pieces_restaurant.jpg</image:loc><image:title>five_easy_pieces_restaurant</image:title><image:caption>Five Easy Pieces, BBS Productions, 1970</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/oranges.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oranges</image:title><image:caption>The can may or may not have appeared otherwise in 1969 but one truth endures: My mother would only have bought a name brand like this if she had a coupon for it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-27T03:38:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2017/09/13/clam-roast-summer-1968/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/inf-image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>inf image</image:title><image:caption>Image courtesy eBay</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-27T03:34:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2015/06/09/the-notpeople-magazine-rationalest-man-alive-interview-peter-singer-gets-nonpersonal-with-a-respironics-bi-pap-st/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/notpeople-rick.jpg</image:loc><image:title>notpeople rick</image:title><image:caption>Photo courtesy Spectator</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/23a1a-hamsterwithglasses.jpg</image:loc><image:title>23a1a-hamsterwithglasses</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/rationalest-man-alive-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rationalest Man Alive 5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/rationalest-man-alive.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rationalest Man Alive</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/28-days-t0-a-less-parental-you.jpg</image:loc><image:title>28 Days t0 a Less Parental You</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/peter-singer-250x315.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Peter-Singer-250x315</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/bipapst.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BIPAPST</image:title><image:caption>I can't exist much less persist without access to one of these.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-26T03:37:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2018/01/10/doh-hr-620-will-hurt-ordinary-americans/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/lisa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lisa</image:title><image:caption>WHAT??? Democrat Representative Jackie Speier co-sponsored H.R. 620, the ADA Notification Act, that undermines vital civil rights protections for millions of disabled Americans?! HOW DID WAL-MART GET TO YOU, JACKIE???</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/title.jpg</image:loc><image:title>title</image:title><image:caption>Copyright Fox</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/trump-casino.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trump casino</image:title><image:caption>Copyright Fox</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/trump.png</image:loc><image:title>trump</image:title><image:caption>Copyright Fox</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/the-simpsons-grandpa-cane1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the-simpsons-grandpa-cane1</image:title><image:caption>Copyright Fox</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/smithers_burns-original.jpg</image:loc><image:title>smithers_burns.original</image:title><image:caption>Copyright Fox</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/moes_tavern.png</image:loc><image:title>Moe's_Tavern</image:title><image:caption>Copyright Fox</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/homer-simpson_235.jpg</image:loc><image:title>homer-simpson_235</image:title><image:caption>Copyright Fox</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/fc_lisa_2752288k_trans_nvbqzqnjv4bq3ddxxxrv_fbe_bxvyxlkoi-bmstvkacg_efitmloqoc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FC_Lisa_2752288k_trans_NvBQzQNjv4Bq3dDXxxrv_FBe_bxVyxLkOI-BmsTVKaCg_eFiTMLOQoc</image:title><image:caption>Copyright Fox</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-06T18:34:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2018/01/23/hail-zukas-hale-profiles-a-low-profile-disability-rights-pioneer-and-co-founder-of-the-center-for-independent-living-cil/</loc><lastmod>2018-08-06T18:34:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2018/02/11/disabled-people-have-waited-30-years-to-peetoo-protect-the-ada-and-tell-congress-to-vote-no-on-hr-620/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/blueicon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blueicon</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/no-access-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>no access 2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-06T18:34:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2018/05/19/theres-no-cure-for-gretchen-lowe-the-dignity-initiative/</loc><lastmod>2018-08-06T18:33:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2018/05/26/theres-no-cure-for-gretchen-lowe-the-list-of-lives-that-suck/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/theres-no-cure-for-gretchen-lowe2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>There's No Cure for Gretchen Lowe</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/theres-no-cure-for-gretchen-lowe1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>There's No Cure for Gretchen Lowe</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-06T18:33:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2015/02/14/low-residency-relationship-expert-hunter-girley-brown-answers-your-questions-about-fear-and-loathing-in-the-boudoir-valentines-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/gonzopolitan-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gonzopolitan</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/angry-peacock-300x300.jpg</image:loc><image:title>angry-peacock-300x300</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-29T04:15:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2016/07/22/what-criplit-means-to-me-and-how-it-differs-from-dislit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/criplit-banner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>criplit banner</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/criplit-and-dislit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CripLit and DisLit</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2024-05-26T21:28:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2016/01/21/imagination-and-empathy-in-the-age-of-story-tellers-with-disabilities/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/criplit-vert.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Crip Lit</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-23T00:00:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2016/07/10/criplit-excerpt-from-the-copier-god-unleashes-the-flood-waters/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/criplit-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>criplit 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/criplit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CripLit</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-13T22:15:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2017/02/26/criplit-chapter-2-funktionslust/</loc><lastmod>2018-05-13T21:41:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2017/02/19/before-i-resist-and-persist-i-must-exist-bioethical-choice-living-like-that-and-working-the-early-shift-of-cleaning-up-ableist-narratives/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/become.jpg</image:loc><image:title>become</image:title><image:caption>Image description: 3 extremely fresh-looking white women, dressed in tasteful white separates, arms around each, smiling in sunlight against lush greenery. Text reads: I was threatened for posting my opinion/Today I become an Internet woman</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/family.jpg</image:loc><image:title>family</image:title><image:caption>My family in my mom's backyard in 2012.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/filmdis-feb-18-1.png</image:loc><image:title>filmdis-feb-18-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/wedding-1.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Ingrid Tischer and Ken Stein taking the marital cure at the Ed Roberts Campus (ERC) in September 2011.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-08T22:04:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2018/01/23/an-appreciation-ursula-le-guin-1929-2018/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/flight-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flight 2</image:title><image:caption>A tangible reminder of a women's writing community (Photo courtesy Ken Stein)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-08T22:02:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2018/03/04/and-now-a-word-from-the-fuckability-research-council-on-who-will-win-the-palme-dvisage-award-for-your-condescension/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/fyc-graphic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FYC graphic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-08T22:02:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2016/08/07/depression-and-suicide-do-not-come-standard-with-the-progressive-disability-package/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/suicide.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Suicide</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-08T21:52:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2014/11/12/voters-with-disabilities-need-better-access-to-polls/</loc><lastmod>2018-05-08T21:52:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2014/11/12/the-misanthropists-tale-part-1/</loc><lastmod>2018-05-08T21:22:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2014/11/12/i-never-told-you/</loc><lastmod>2018-05-08T21:21:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2017/04/01/tales-from-the-crip-proudly-announces-we-support-the-beginning-of-life-option-act/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/birth-with-dignity.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Birth with dignity</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-08T21:19:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2014/11/12/on-being-an-athlete/</loc><lastmod>2018-05-08T21:18:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2016/07/26/announcing-ada26-as-the-year-of-sassingback-criplit-style/</loc><lastmod>2018-05-08T21:16:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2017/05/15/iamapreexistingcondition-says-no-to-ahca-and-yes-to-protecting-people-not-profits/</loc><lastmod>2018-05-08T21:15:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2016/02/11/2016-ramp-up-to-the-white-house-5-questions-for-the-democratic-candidates-for-crip-in-chief/</loc><lastmod>2018-05-08T21:12:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2016/03/01/thank-you-two-thirds-of-the-planet/</loc><lastmod>2018-05-08T21:11:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2016/07/31/cripthevote-you-have-hillary-clinton-to-blame-for-this-blog-post/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/ingrid-and-eric.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ingrid and eric</image:title><image:caption>The author and her older brother.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-08T21:11:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2014/12/02/letters-to-a-young-fundraiser-givingtuesday-ennui/</loc><lastmod>2018-05-08T21:09:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2015/11/29/fundraising-and-inspiration-porn-how-does-your-messaging-rate-on-the-jerry-scale/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/3-siblings-e1603054545665.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3 siblings</image:title><image:caption>If it's an honor for kids with disabilities to fund their own health care, then let's have all kids be poster children.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/shriners-inspiration-porn.png</image:loc><image:title>Shriners' inspiration porn</image:title><image:caption>"Stragedy" = "strategic" + "tragedy"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-08T21:08:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2017/10/05/your-3-point-take-down-of-the-ada-education-and-reform-act-of-2017-or-why-your-representative-should-vote-no-on-hr-620/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/shimmer-snl-300x187.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shimmer-SNL-300x187</image:title><image:caption>"HR 620 is BOTH!" Courtesy NBC Universal.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-05-08T21:07:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2018/01/14/and-now-a-word-from-the-fuckability-research-council-on-top-chef-season-15-episodes-5-and-6/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/hosehead-cartoon-e1515974020975.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hosehead cartoon</image:title><image:caption>Tell you what, Top Chef, YOU take the FuckAbility Workplace Challenge: Have your breathing restricted to the point where you can't think straight and you can't walk a straight line, then do any fucking thing at all, and hold your fucking shit together when you realize the fucking challenge itself, and pretty much the whole notions of ability and success, could well fucking kill you. The challenge? Oh yeah, the challenge. There never was any real challenge. You were fucked before you began.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/nicholas-leading-his-team.png</image:loc><image:title>Nicholas leading his team</image:title><image:caption>In Season 11's finale, Gail Simmons and David Kinch are treated to hearing (male, white, visitor) Nicholas Elmi scream at his (female servers of color, his HOSTS) loudly enough for the dining room to hear. In a shocking twist, Tom Colicchio later rules that Top Chef is about being a cook, not a leader, and passion blah blah blah, an incident apparently so unremarkable to him that he doesn't think to connect his own betrayal of female hospitality staff to the toxic workplace culture he condemns in 2017. Courtesy Bravo</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-18T18:58:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2016/05/23/and-now-a-word-from-the-fuckabilitytm-research-council-on-the-film-me-before-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/fuckabilitye284a2-research-council.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FuckAbility™ Research Council</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-02T17:51:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2016/09/05/hey-you-media-lets-make-suicide-awareness-month-and-world-suicide-prevention-day-inclusive-of-people-with-disabilities/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/suicide-media.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Suicide media</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-07T01:44:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2016/05/31/liveboldly-on-62-join-growing-wave-of-protest-against-euthanasia-rom-com-me-before-you-in-berkeley-ca/</loc><lastmod>2017-01-25T01:03:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2016/06/01/people-with-disabilities-to-protest-movie-me-before-you-as-mebeforeeuthanasia-in-berkeley-ca-birthplace-of-the-disability-civil-rights-movement/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/me-before-you.jpg</image:loc><image:title>me before you</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-25T01:03:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2015/03/21/better-the-rights-i-know-part-1-of-why-i-oppose-assisted-suicide-legislation/</loc><lastmod>2017-01-25T00:58:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2014/11/12/ingrids-excellent-end-of-life-planning-adventure-2/</loc><lastmod>2017-01-24T17:56:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2015/02/06/and-mel-saideth-to-the-catholic-school-teachers-what-did-you-expect/</loc><lastmod>2017-01-23T23:17:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2014/11/12/secrets-of-the-crip-transhuman-edition/</loc><lastmod>2017-01-23T23:15:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org/2014/11/12/judging-assisted-suicide-policy-not-people/</loc><lastmod>2017-01-23T22:53:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://talesfromthecrip.org</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2026-03-16T06:47:07+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
